Thursday, September 20, 2012

To Catch A Thief

We're in deep cover for Operation Cookie Monster right now.

We've got the FBI's most wanted toddler in our midst.  He's a cold-blooded cookie-stealer.  No remorse.  No conscience.  No amount of star-charts or positive reinforcement can rehabilitate this hungry  hardened criminal.

His target is always the same, only the food changes.  One day it's an Oreo left unattended for two minutes.  The next, it's a cheese stick.  He dares to laugh in the face of the slow-eating sister whom he's just unburdened of a Gogurt.

This is the face of a wanted man:

He goes by the codename "Moose", but he also answers to "Hungry Hungry Hippo" and "Moto Moto".  If you see this man, do not attempt to bring him in yourself.  He's believed to be armed with a plastic hammer and dangerously cute.

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