Just finished the Country
Music Half Marathon this weekend, and the experience confirmed it. I knew
it going into this thing, but I have also had some of those brief moments in my
running career during which times I experienced the elusive "runner's
high," and I might have enjoyed it. Like, when I ran my first mile when I
was 8. And about 3 weeks ago when I ran my first 10-miler. And...
that's about it.
Among the 32,000 runners
that I elbowed encountered on Saturday, there were a surprising
number of people who were genuinely excited for and who eagerly anticipated the
pain that was to come. I started the morning off in the longest
Port-a-Potty line in the history of Earth, in front of some psycho dedicated
woman who had recently run a 100-miler and thought it was a fun "mental
challenge". Then, there was the dude in my corral who juggled for
the first 4 miles. There were people in tutus and two guys in white polyester suits.
Honestly, I didn't notice a
whole lot since I was preoccupied with staying upright and alive, but some of
the signs were pretty funny. One guy's sign read, "What are you
complaining about? Getting up early to make this stupid sign wasn't easy
either." Some kid held a sign that said, "Run faster you must," with a picture of Yoda on it.
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My peeps were convinced I was on a runner's high here. I do look a little funny... |
I knew Mike, the kids, and
my parents would be at the 10K mark, so I was concentrating on looking strong
and making my dad eat his words ("I hope they don't have to call an
ambulance for you!") from the night before.
After mile 8, though,
things got a little hairy. In the end, the darn P.F.Chang's dragon beat
me, and so did 6,530 other people. My goals of not throwing up and not
getting passed by anyone dragging an oxygen tank were achieved. I'm not
sure how proud my family was, though. Sarah was way more impressed by the
guy dressed like Elvis, and Will was mad that he couldn't get in on any of the
free chocolate milk and bananas. Mike has really been resting up since
watching me run. I’m really worried about him. I think he might have pulled something...